went upstairs to kiss a fellow
by mistake
she kissed a snake
how many doctors will it take?!
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i used to love the sound of plastic macaroni beads hitting asphalt, with girls' voices chanting in the background, in between heavy breaths of concentration - dontmessupdontmessupdontmessup.
i moved to a new school in 2nd grade, but made friends with a quickness because i was a part of a coveted group of girls who could double-dutch. man we were cool.
so i recently bought a pvc jump rope as part of my new venture, which i've decidedly just coined: Flab -> Fab, Summer 2010 .
i busted out my rope today with visions of rocky balboa in my eyes, eye of the tiger beating in my heart. DUN. DUN DUN dun. (disclaimer: i was actually listening to some intense trance, and got called out on it bc apparently it was echoing through the halls of A block in the lawyers club. hah, embarrassing!) anyway....
holy crap, when did getting over a rope get SO DIFFICULT? i couldn't jump for a full minute without whipping myself and letting out loud turretsesque shouts of profanity.
sooooo, after my first semi-successful jump rope work out session today, i'm really starting to see some MAYJUH results. chchcheck it ouuut. insta-6 pack baby. chyeaaaa
OMG seriously!! I bought a jump rope a couple weeks ago and its REALLY difficult! maybe little girls can do it bc they have less weight to lift up from the ground?
ReplyDeletei used to be decent at jump rope. but used to is the key word here.
ReplyDeleteughhh! i wanna be a little girl again.
i was uncool in school when i was little because i couldn't do...those rope thingys....those...rubber rope things? go-moo-jool....